A solo indie studio making funny, detailed pixel-art games. One goblin, a lot of pixels, zero shame.
Start in Mom's basement with $500 and a potato laptop. Launch memecoins (honest or otherwise), trade the trenches, gamble fictional chips at a parody casino and decorate nine homes on your way to a private island. A satirical crypto tycoon with zero real crypto.
Honest founder, notorious rugger, or some deeply questionable mix of both. Your call.
Pick a chain, a theme and a hook, then post memes, run raids and hire influencers through launch day. Build something legit — or launch a larp and decide exactly when to pull the rug. Pull it too late and The Commission comes knocking.
Pumpr: fresh memecoins every hour — read the holders, the volume and the signals. Some of the signals lie. Markets: 43 tokens across 7 sectors with team wallets, audits and unlocks to dig through.
Slots, coin flip, dice, plinko, roulette, crash and blackjack — played with fictional chips at real odds. The house always wins. Usually.
Nine homes, from Mom's basement to a private island. 352 pieces of furniture, 80 wallpapers and 69 floors. TVs that really play, koi ponds, hot tubs and arcade machines you can actually use.
A character creator and a wardrobe with hundreds of hairstyles, clothes, hats and accessories. Knight, pirate, chef or one very committed dinosaur.
Hire staff in 9 roles, research perks, take side gigs and work through 8 chapters. Your in-game PC has 22 apps, 3 mini-games, rival founders, a regulator who never sleeps — and a pigeon at the window.
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No real crypto, no blockchain, no NFTs, no real money — just a very silly tycoon game. Wishlist it and you'll know the second it's out.
Coming Soon to Steam